Over ONE MILLION dollars of R&D went into the development of the MEGA-HYPER ELECTRO-TURBO SYSTEM^®. Why bother reading volumes of boring information on turbo selection, piping diameters, brake-specific fuel consumption, air-fuel ratios, flow rates, volumetric efficiency and other useless stuff? Why spend countless hours researching and reading, testing and fitting, tuning and measuring? Why spend even one minute reading the countless thousands of pages posted by other people who think they know what they are doing just because they have built a turbo system themselves. Leave the reading to the egg-heads! Just ask anyone on any of the popular automotive bulletin boards and mailing lists and they will tell you that the MEGA-HYPER ELECTRO-TURBO SYSTEM^® is the way to go.

^* Void where prohibited. Your mileage may vary. Some modifications may void your warrantee or may be against local or state ordinances. Viewer discretion is advised. For use on off-road vehicles only. Not for use on vehicles driven on public roads. Always cook fully before eating. Do not eat. Good for seven days after opening. The MEGA-HYPER ELECTRO-TURBO SYSTEM® actually is just a stupid CPU cooling fan and a can of compressed air. Objects in mirror are faster than they appear. Always use approved eye and ear protection. Do not place in mouth or rectum. This is not a toy. Not for children under the age of 6. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Meat and meat byproducts. Terboboyee information has been compiled for use by performance practitioners and consumers in the United States and therefore Terboboyee does not warrant that uses outside of the United States are appropriate, unless specifically indicated otherwise. Terboboyee's Turbo information does not endorse Turbos, diagnose turbos or recommend turbos. Do not use while driving. Terboboyee's Turbo information is an informational resource designed to assist licensed performance practitioners in caring for their patients and / or to serve consumers viewing this service as a supplement to, and not a substitute for, the expertise, skill, knowledge and judgment of performance practitioners. The absence of a warning for a given Turbo or Turbo combination in no way should be construed to indicate that the Turbo or Turbo combination is safe, effective or appropriate for any given car. Terboboyee does not assume any responsibility for any aspect of performance administered with the aid of information Terboboyee provides. May contain peanuts or peanut products. This fake auction was conceived as a tribute and acknowledgement to all those of you out there that actually have the brains, balls and brawn to continue to push the limits of what can be achieved by the hobbyist mechanic in the realm of performance forced-induction and who continue to remain diligent in your crusade against the morons who propose ideas like the MEGA-HYPER ELECTRO-TURBO SYSTEM® and the idiots that continually ask if it is possible for such a device to work even in the face of the voluminous knowledge to the contrary that lies directly beneath their snotty noses. Created by MazdaManiac. The information contained herein is not intended to cover all possible uses, directions, precautions, warnings, Turbo interactions, allergic reactions, or adverse effects. These are prescription pants. Reference herein to any specific commercial products, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favoring by Terboboyee. Measured power differences may be due to mechanical malfunction or other factors like the motor being off when dyno'ed before the installation of the MEGA-HYPER ELECTRO-TURBO SYSTEM®. Although care has been taken in preparing the information contained in this document, Terboboyee does not and cannot guarantee the accuracy thereof. Anyone using the information does so at their own risk and shall be deemed to indemnify Terboboyee from any and all injury or damage arising from such use. If you have read this far, you are crazier than me. If you still believe this is for real, then go ahead and try to bid on it you mouth breathing, smooth-brained, lazy cretin wannabe. © 2007-2008 MazdaManiac.com